Don't Dry Me
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Alex (07:50, Aug 20 2007)
thats some crazy ass dog lool made me laugh alll that growling and he didnt even bite haha gd video never seen that before!!!
lewis (08:13, Aug 20 2007)
that is 1 scary dog
Katrina (09:17, Aug 21 2007)
oh shit thats a scary ass dog wut is the prob with that breed they think there all bigshit
Liana (21:11, Aug 21 2007)
Down Killer....lmao!
maria (23:12, Aug 21 2007)
thats so funny.
maria (23:33, Aug 21 2007)
yup true.... but what would u do if u had a dog like that.... thats scary to have a dog like that.............
and funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy.............
superman (02:30, Aug 22 2007)
dude if i were that dog i would've bitten the asshole already.that is the most fucked up dog i've ever seen.that dumbass is gonna get bit by that god damn dog one day.asshole. superman out.
rob (10:05, Aug 22 2007)
thats so funny, its like that thing from that movie aliens. haaaa!!!
srgh (09:38, Aug 23 2007)
lmao ha aha ha aha ha aha ha aha ha aha ha
Scary (11:05, Aug 24 2007)
Crazy ass dog. Thats why I don't fool with them!
enoch (18:23, Aug 25 2007)
that shit was boring all his doumb ass dog did wasgrowl
97 & taking a shit with my laptop on my lap right now (probabily the reason why they call them laptops!) hehehe! (00:57, Aug 26 2007)
ATTENTION ALL READERS: IF YOU COPY THIS & POST IT 95 TIMES & THEN PRESS F10 YOUR MAMA SHOULD COME OUT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN WITH A PET DOG & SHE WILL UNDRESS HERSELF. THEN SHE WILL PUT THE DOG'S ANUS UP TO HER VAGINA & SAY, "GIVE IT TO ME!", THEN THE DOG WILL DEFACATE INTO HER VAGINA! 4 CLUMPS OF POO SHOULD COME OUT! THE FIRST CLUMP SHOULD BE 1 INCH IN DIAMETER & 6 INCHES LONG. THE SECOND CLUMP WILL BE 2 INCHES IN DIAMETER & 10 INCHES LONG (VERY LARGE FOR DOG SHIT BTW). THE THIRD TURD (HEHEHE THAT RYMES!) WILL BE .5 INCHES IN DIAMETER & 5 INCHES LONG. THE LAST TURD WILL BE 1 INCH IN DIAMETER & 2 INCHES LONG! THEN YOUR MOMMY WILL GO UP TO YOU, LAY YOU DOWN ON THE FLOOR, UNDRESS YOU, PUT HER VAGINA UP TO YOUR ANUS, & PUSH THOSE 4 DOG SHITS OUT HER VAGINA INTO YOUR ANUS! NOW YOU MUST SHIT THOSE DOG SHITS INTO HER ANUS OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE THE NEXT TIME YOU OPEN THE CUPBOARD UNDER YOUR BATHROOM SINK! ONCE YOU SHIT THOSE DOG SHITS INTO HER ASSHOLE SHE WILL ONCE AGAIN SHIT THOSE BACK INTO YOUR ASSHOLE! DO NOT START TO WONDER WHAT TO DO NEXT! KEEP SHITTING THE DOG SHIT BACK INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE 17 TIMES & SHE WILL THEN SHIT THE DOG SHIT INTO HER HAND. YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THE POOPS ARE NOT IN ORDER BY THE SIZES OF THEM AS I DESCRIBED ABOVE! THE FIRST POOP THAT FALLS INTO HER HAND WILL BE THE THIRD POOP THAT CAME OUT THE DOG, THE SECOND SHIT SHE SHITS WILL BE THE SECOND SHIT THAT THE DOG SHAT (SAME), THE THIRD SHIT SHE SHITS WILL BE THE FOURTH TURD THE DOG SHAT, THE LAST CRAP SHE SHITS WILL BE THE FIRST TURD THE DOG SHAT OUT! YOUR MOM WILL THEN TAKE THE DOG SHIT & RUB IT ON HER LEGS & BELLY! THOUGH THE DOG MANURE WILL REALLY SMELL BAD, YOU MUST NOT WALK FAR ENOUGH AWAY TO NOT SMELL IT ANYMORE OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE IN 38:27'52"!!! NOW YOU MUST HOLD HANDS WITH HER POOPY ONES FOR 2 MINUTES. THEN TAKE HER POOPY FINGERS & WIPE THEM ON YOUR HAIR UNTIL YOU LOOK AT THE PALM OF HER HAND & SEE YOUR HAIR STREAKS EXPOSING HER SKIN THROUGH THE DOG CRAP!!! YOU WILL GO BACK IN TIME 20 HOURS! IF YOU PUT YOUR MOM'S POOPY FINGERS IN YOUR MOUTH FOR 5 MINUTES WITHOUT VOMITING, YOU WILL GO BACK IN TIME 32 YEARS EXACTLY! YOUR MOM & THAT DOG WILL BE GONE & EVERYTHING WILL BE THE WAY IT WAS 32 YEARS AGO! THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE THAT YOUR HOUSE WILL BE GONE IF IT WAS BUILT AFTER 32 YEARS AGO! OR YOU MIGHT JUST MAGICALLY APPEAR IN YOUR HOUSE WHILE SOMEONE ELSE LIVED THERE IN THERE PRESENCE (WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING FOR THEM?!)!
c (11:01, Aug 27 2007)
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works.
mike (12:16, Aug 28 2007)
that freakin dog sounds like a motor cycle engine lol\
katrina vanleeuwen (14:40, Aug 28 2007)
I have not seen this vedo yet but i do not no how to look in to it.
BendowsXP (21:54, Aug 28 2007)
He sounded like a mad alien. Keep the vids coming!
A piece of that dog's shit (00:21, Aug 29 2007)
ATTENTION ALL READERS: IF YOU COPY THIS & POST IT 95 TIMES & THEN PRESS F10 YOUR MAMA SHOULD COME OUT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN WITH A PET DOG & SHE WILL UNDRESS HERSELF. THEN SHE WILL PUT THE DOG'S ANUS UP TO HER VAGINA & SAY, "GIVE IT TO ME!", THEN THE DOG WILL DEFECATE INTO HER VAGINA! 4 CLUMPS OF POO SHOULD COME OUT! THE FIRST CLUMP SHOULD BE 1 INCH IN DIAMETER & 6 INCHES LONG. THE SECOND CLUMP WILL BE 2 INCHES IN DIAMETER & 10 INCHES LONG (VERY LARGE FOR DOG SHIT BTW). THE THIRD TURD (HEHEHE THAT RYMES!) WILL BE .5 INCHES IN DIAMETER & 5 INCHES LONG. THE LAST TURD WILL BE 1 INCH IN DIAMETER & 2 INCHES LONG! THEN YOUR MOMMY WILL GO UP TO YOU, LAY YOU DOWN ON THE FLOOR, UNDRESS YOU, PUT HER VAGINA UP TO YOUR ANUS, & PUSH THOSE 4 DOG SHITS OUT HER VAGINA INTO YOUR ANUS! NOW YOU MUST SHIT THOSE DOG SHITS INTO HER ANUS OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE THE NEXT TIME YOU OPEN THE CUPBOARD UNDER YOUR BATHROOM SINK! ONCE YOU SHIT THOSE DOG SHITS INTO HER ASSHOLE SHE WILL ONCE AGAIN SHIT THOSE BACK INTO YOUR ASSHOLE! DO NOT START TO WONDER WHAT TO DO NEXT! KEEP SHITTING THE DOG SHIT BACK INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE 17 TIMES & SHE WILL THEN SHIT THE DOG SHIT INTO HER HAND. YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THE POOPS ARE NOT IN ORDER BY THE SIZES OF THEM AS I DESCRIBED ABOVE! THE FIRST POOP THAT FALLS INTO HER HAND WILL BE THE THIRD POOP THAT CAME OUT THE DOG, THE SECOND SHIT SHE SHITS WILL BE THE SECOND SHIT THAT THE DOG SHAT (SAME), THE THIRD SHIT SHE SHITS WILL BE THE FOURTH TURD THE DOG SHAT, THE LAST CRAP SHE SHITS WILL BE THE FIRST TURD THE DOG SHAT OUT! YOUR MOM WILL THEN TAKE THE DOG SHIT & RUB IT ON HER LEGS & BELLY! THOUGH THE DOG MANURE WILL REALLY SMELL BAD, YOU MUST NOT WALK FAR ENOUGH AWAY TO NOT SMELL IT ANYMORE OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE IN 38:27'52"!!! NOW YOU MUST HOLD HANDS WITH HER POOPY ONES FOR 2 MINUTES. THEN TAKE HER POOPY FINGERS & WIPE THEM ON YOUR HAIR UNTIL YOU LOOK AT THE PALM OF HER HAND & SEE YOUR HAIR STREAKS EXPOSING HER SKIN THROUGH THE DOG CRAP!!! YOU WILL GO BACK IN TIME 20 HOURS! IF YOU PUT YOUR MOM'S POOPY FINGERS IN YOUR MOUTH FOR 5 MINUTES WITHOUT VOMITING, YOU WILL GO BACK IN TIME 32 YEARS EXACTLY! YOUR MOM & THAT DOG WILL BE GONE & EVERYTHING WILL BE THE WAY IT WAS 32 YEARS AGO! THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE THAT YOUR HOUSE WILL BE GONE IF IT WAS BUILT AFTER 32 YEARS AGO! OR YOU MIGHT JUST MAGICALLY APPEAR IN YOUR HOUSE WHILE SOMEONE ELSE LIVED THERE IN THERE PRESENCE (WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING FOR THEM?!)!
summer (11:25, Aug 29 2007)
i would not like 2 hav a dog like tht thts fuckin a shit dog and it didnt make me laugh it annoyed me...............
mariah (19:43, Aug 29 2007)
thats stupid.
[[ali]] (14:07, Aug 30 2007)
holy fuk
fesyhf (23:13, Sep 14 2007)
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works.
high flyer16 (16:23, Sep 15 2007)
man that fuckin dog was so fuckin annoying by now i would of shot it
thats a dog (17:44, Sep 16 2007)
don't freak'in dry that DOG
ss (17:46, Sep 16 2007)
Demond or dog
sarah (12:47, Oct 5 2007)
omg that dogg is scary
i wonder if his ownerlooks any better??
Unknown (13:45, Oct 10 2007)
this video is freakin scary!!! and i don't even like little dogs. i prefer big dogs. and the owner looks gay. with the hole glasses and bald spot... oh yeah, definitly gay. and whoever shot this video is probably gay too!! i hate gay people. they freak me out. see, im a female, and gay guys... are just wierd. theyre always complimenting me on my hair. and it kinda freaks me out. anyway, my friend and i were watching this and we were laughing so hard, he almost peed himself!! then my labrador came in, and he was barking at the dog on the screen. it was a really retarded moment. and to whoever put that thing on here, about your mom coming out of the screen and shit, go fuck urself. you probably don't have any friends anyway. hahahahahaha!!!!!! everyone probably hates you... including your mom... and grandma...riiiight. anyhoo... bibi
skunky (12:07, Oct 12 2007)
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
chelsey (13:30, Oct 15 2007)
yes defently noicy thogh
yo man (13:39, Oct 15 2007)
that was one scary dog
i wondet if it has rabies
LOL!!!!
RS x x x (21:27, Nov 9 2007)
ha ha that dogs in a realy bad mood.
clifford (20:36, Nov 15 2007)
once upon a time there was a beautuful young lady.Also next to her where to men that liked her:a rich white guy and speedy gonzales.to be able to choose one one day she said who ever uses liver and cheese in a sentence will win my heart so the white guy said i'll buy you all the liver and cheese you want if you marry me.she said ok then speedy gonzales said liver alone cheese mine. hahahahahah LOL
Travis (10:33, Nov 20 2007)
notice when he cleans the dogs groin he says gonna play the guitar
chet Dastugue (11:39, Nov 21 2007)
that dog is possed
ohsillyanna (21:24, Nov 26 2007)
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
haha damn dog.
jake (16:31, Nov 30 2007)
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
luna (00:08, Dec 13 2007)
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works.
whoever you want him to b (18:29, Jan 7 2008)
FUCK!!!the fucking dog from hell
sarha (18:39, Jan 13 2008)
woo im scared
anarcist (14:35, Feb 14 2008)
that fuckin dog is posessed
Niklas (10:52, Feb 20 2008)
what not so angry man!!!
Lulu (10:31, Feb 23 2008)
LOOOOL sounds like a blender!!!!
chantal (05:05, Feb 28 2008)
I wonder do you look like that!!!!
chantal (05:06, Feb 28 2008)
you need to get a life!!!!!!!
jessica (23:02, Mar 8 2008)
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works
kimy kimkim (17:23, Apr 14 2008)
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
cc (12:35, Apr 18 2008)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
miss melmil (08:41, Apr 26 2008)
prms
Tiffany (01:22, May 22 2008)
Sounds like a wind up toy lol
kayla (11:22, May 28 2008)
dat dogs scary lmao
mike (03:47, Jun 4 2008)
crazy dog!! ha ha
Morgan (10:07, Jul 5 2008)
This dog is FUCKING gay i would test that thing for Rabies and give it a girl friend.Imaingan what it sounds like when it is havin sex!!!!!!
sexey women (10:19, Jul 5 2008)
ass pusssy mother fucker suck big hary balls
ABB (12:18, Jul 20 2008)
THE DOG IS SO CUTE BUT MAD
humper (16:04, Aug 11 2008)
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashleigh (15:32, Nov 16 2008)
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works.
peaches (22:19, Nov 16 2008)
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works.
prakash (06:29, Nov 25 2008)
fgdff
gay people (20:06, Dec 20 2008)
if you read this when you grow up you will be gay and like boys but if you are a girl when you grow up you will be a ilsebo but you can save your self by wrighting this 2 times and say i am gay 2 times
llam (13:13, Mar 14 2009)
its sounds like a jurassic park raptor, kind of.
Joe Hill (11:59, Oct 29 2009)
That dog is well cool.