Hilarious Skit
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Snart (09:49, Aug 28 2007)
Snart!
your mom when she was 43 (18:46, Aug 28 2007)
ALL READERS MUST READ: COPY & PASTE THIS MESSAGE 95 TIMES & THEN PRESS F10! YOUR MAMA SHOULD COME OUT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN WITH A PET DOG & SHE WILL UNDRESS HERSELF. THEN SHE WILL PUT THE DOG'S ANUS UP TO HER VAGINA & SAY, "GIVE IT TO ME!", THEN THE DOG WILL DEFECATE INTO HER VAGINA! 4 CLUMPS OF POO SHOULD COME OUT! THE FIRST CLUMP SHOULD BE 1 INCH IN DIAMETER & 6 INCHES LONG. THE SECOND CLUMP WILL BE 2 INCHES IN DIAMETER & 10 INCHES LONG (VERY LARGE FOR DOG SHIT BTW). THE THIRD TURD (HEHEHE THAT RYMES!) WILL BE .5 INCHES IN DIAMETER & 5 INCHES LONG. THE LAST TURD WILL BE 1 INCH IN DIAMETER & 2 INCHES LONG! THEN YOUR MOMMY WILL GO UP TO YOU, LAY YOU DOWN ON THE FLOOR, UNDRESS YOU, PUT HER VAGINA UP TO YOUR ANUS, & PUSH THOSE 4 DOG SHITS OUT HER VAGINA INTO YOUR ANUS! NOW YOU MUST SHIT THOSE DOG SHITS INTO HER ANUS OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE THE NEXT TIME YOU OPEN THE CUPBOARD UNDER YOUR BATHROOM SINK! ONCE YOU SHIT THOSE DOG SHITS INTO HER ASSHOLE SHE WILL ONCE AGAIN SHIT THOSE BACK INTO YOUR ASSHOLE! DO NOT START TO WONDER WHAT TO DO NEXT! KEEP SHITTING THE DOG SHIT BACK INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE 17 TIMES & SHE WILL THEN SHIT THE DOG SHIT INTO HER HAND. YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THE POOPS ARE NOT IN ORDER BY THE SIZES OF THEM AS I DESCRIBED ABOVE! THE FIRST POOP THAT FALLS INTO HER HAND WILL BE THE THIRD POOP THAT CAME OUT THE DOG, THE SECOND SHIT SHE SHITS WILL BE THE SECOND SHIT THAT THE DOG SHAT (SAME), THE THIRD SHIT SHE SHITS WILL BE THE FOURTH TURD THE DOG SHAT, THE LAST CRAP SHE SHITS WILL BE THE FIRST TURD THE DOG SHAT OUT! YOUR MOM WILL THEN TAKE THE DOG SHIT & RUB IT ON HER LEGS & BELLY! THOUGH THE DOG MANURE WILL REALLY SMELL BAD, YOU MUST NOT WALK FAR ENOUGH AWAY TO NOT SMELL IT ANYMORE OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE IN 38:27'52"!!! NOW YOU MUST HOLD HANDS WITH HER POOPY ONES FOR 2 MINUTES. THEN TAKE HER POOPY FINGERS & WIPE THEM ON YOUR HAIR UNTIL YOU LOOK AT THE PALM OF HER HAND & SEE YOUR HAIR STREAKS EXPOSING HER SKIN THROUGH THE DOG CRAP!!! YOU WILL GO BACK IN TIME 20 HOURS!
katy (02:19, Aug 29 2007)
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
heroine on heroin (05:56, Aug 29 2007)
ALL READERS MUST READ: COPY & PASTE THIS MESSAGE 95 TIMES & THEN PRESS F10! YOUR MAMA SHOULD COME OUT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN WITH A PET DOG & SHE WILL UNDRESS HERSELF. THEN SHE WILL PUT THE DOG'S ANUS UP TO HER VAGINA & SAY, "GIVE IT TO ME!", THEN THE DOG WILL DEFECATE INTO HER VAGINA! 4 CLUMPS OF POO SHOULD COME OUT! THE FIRST CLUMP SHOULD BE 1 INCH IN DIAMETER & 6 INCHES LONG. THE SECOND CLUMP WILL BE 2 INCHES IN DIAMETER & 10 INCHES LONG (VERY LARGE FOR DOG SHIT BTW). THE THIRD TURD (HEHEHE THAT RYMES!) WILL BE .5 INCHES IN DIAMETER & 5 INCHES LONG. THE LAST TURD WILL BE 1 INCH IN DIAMETER & 2 INCHES LONG! THEN YOUR MOMMY WILL GO UP TO YOU, LAY YOU DOWN ON THE FLOOR, UNDRESS YOU, PUT HER VAGINA UP TO YOUR ANUS, & PUSH THOSE 4 DOG SHITS OUT HER VAGINA INTO YOUR ANUS! NOW YOU MUST SHIT THOSE DOG SHITS INTO HER ANUS OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE THE NEXT TIME YOU OPEN THE CUPBOARD UNDER YOUR BATHROOM SINK! ONCE YOU SHIT THOSE DOG SHITS INTO HER ASSHOLE SHE WILL ONCE AGAIN SHIT THOSE BACK INTO YOUR ASSHOLE! DO NOT START TO WONDER WHAT TO DO NEXT! KEEP SHITTING THE DOG SHIT BACK INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE 17 TIMES & SHE WILL THEN SHIT THE DOG SHIT INTO HER HAND. YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THE POOPS ARE NOT IN ORDER BY THE SIZES OF THEM AS I DESCRIBED ABOVE! THE FIRST POOP THAT FALLS INTO HER HAND WILL BE THE THIRD POOP THAT CAME OUT THE DOG, THE SECOND SHIT SHE SHITS WILL BE THE SECOND SHIT THAT THE DOG SHAT (SAME), THE THIRD SHIT SHE SHITS WILL BE THE FOURTH TURD THE DOG SHAT, THE LAST CRAP SHE SHITS WILL BE THE FIRST TURD THE DOG SHAT OUT! YOUR MOM WILL THEN TAKE THE DOG SHIT & RUB IT ON HER LEGS & BELLY! THOUGH THE DOG MANURE WILL REALLY SMELL BAD, YOU MUST NOT WALK FAR ENOUGH AWAY TO NOT SMELL IT ANYMORE OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE IN 38:27'52"!!! NOW YOU MUST HOLD HANDS WITH HER POOPY ONES FOR 2 MINUTES. THEN TAKE HER POOPY FINGERS & WIPE THEM ON YOUR HAIR UNTIL YOU LOOK AT THE PALM OF HER HAND & SEE YOUR HAIR STREAKS EXPOSING HER SKIN THROUGH THE DOG CRAP!!! YOU WILL GO BACK IN TIME 20 HOURS!
KiRsTi (10:38, Aug 29 2007)
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works.
paris (15:34, Sep 7 2007)
you are in need of help
lol (00:53, Sep 8 2007)
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works.
lol (00:53, Sep 8 2007)
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works.
HAHA (19:31, Feb 6 2008)
That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!